Bloodsuckers

Many things come to mind when thinking of the term "bloodsuckers". If
you are talking movies vampires come to mind. If you are talking video
games, for me, the zombies of Resident Evil are the bloodsuckers that I have
the most fun wasting.

If you have a cat or dog and neglect to protect them from fleas you will
soon discover that your home has been invaded by hordes of tiny little
"bloodsuckers". We call them fleas.

Now you can get rid of them in the traditional way by setting off a few
"flea bombs" in your house but that is somewhat boring.

Flea traps are more interesting as you can actually see just how many fleas
were in your house after they get stuck on that glue trap.

The most exciting way to get rid of fleas is to use yourself as human bait.
Walk across the carpet early in the morning in your barefeet. Those
little bloodsuckers will soon attach themslelves to your feet and start
drinking away. Thanks to the smallness of these little parasites, you don't
really feel much discomfort as they sink their fangs into your tender skin.

Walk to the bathroom and stand over the toilet, Put one foot on the side
of the toilet bowl. After you get over the shock of seeing over a dozen
black spots on your feet, pick them off and drop them into the toilet bowl water.

Laughing maniacally, flush those little parasites into eternity. Soon
you will be bring a new puppy home. Why? Because you don't want to run
out of fleas.