Penis Fracture

Imagine my surprise to find that the term penile fracture was Google's
hottest search word of the day.

Penile fracture? This puzzled me as I knew that this part of the male
anatomy has no bones. How do you break a penis?

Wikipedia explains that this is a very serious matter and medical emergency
should be sought immediately.

There is actually a website called I Broke My Penis. It tells the story of a guy this actually happened to.

Basically, a penile fracture is a serious contusion to the penis and the
skin actually breaks. It occurs when the penis is erect.

Almost half the cases are caused by sexual intercourse with the woman
on top being the most frequent cause. The woman gets too excited and
slams too hard at the wrong angle. Ouch!

In many of the cases, the penile fracture occurs because the man misses
his intended target and slams into something hard (pardon the pun).

Mattresses, car seats, and walls were not intended for penile impact.

If this happens to you, go straight to the emergency room or your condition
could get worse.

Don't let your buddies go with you though. You wouldn't want to hear, "Hey
everybody! Bubba broke his pleasure pole!"